Way back in April or May (07), when members were queried about the best month for the SIS rally, I voted for June or October.   I am a novice rider and not too crazy about riding during winter, tornado season, monsoons, or motorcycle-melting heat.  When word came that August was going to be the month, I thought, "Oh, Lord!  Heat and more heat.  But I guess we'll sign up."  Two members [$110].

   Make reservations at the Lodge for two nights.  [$127.88 - AARP rate]

   During the interim between sign-up and today (2 weeks before the rally), we made plans.  First, though my Yamaha 650 Custom had less than 3,000 miles on it, I liked the 650 Classic better because I felt I had better control.  So, I bought a new Silverado Classic.  [$6,404].

   My helmet really bothers me when I ride for more than a couple of hours, so I'd better get a new one.  [$125]

   I've gained 40 pounds since I bought my beautiful Fox River leather jacket (never worn), so I'd better get a new one, preferably one that will be comfortable in high temperatures.   [$175]

   O.K., it will probably rain during August.  Raingear for  two [$168],

   It will be hotter than H-E-C-K during August, so we had better trailer our bikes to Oklahoma.  Trailer [$695].

   Oh, no!   Our 1985 GMC 6cyl truck carries lumber on a routine basis, but we're really afraid we'll break down pulling the weight of a 6x10 trailer and two motorcycles.  2007 Chevy Silverado truck [$28,400].

  Trailer hitch to fit new truck [$37].

   Total cost: $35,842.   Not go?  I don't think so!