Six truths of life

WildHorse · Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:47 pm Post subject: Six truths of life

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company.
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LittleOne · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject: None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff!

None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff!

Are you tired of those

sissy 'friendship' poems

that always sound good,

but never actually come close

to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of

True Friendship.

You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,

I will know you are

plotting something

that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.

7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.

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Try sending this to

10

of your closest friends,

Then, get depressed

'cause you can only think of

4!